Guy Takes Wrong Number Text For A Ride On The Troll Train

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mattstaff
Sep 21, 2018 10:00 AM EDT

This poor dude texted the wrong number about going on a date, and next thing he knew he was breaking his heart over a clean-shaved leg. Always make sure you get a face to go with those. Let this be a lesson to us all. 

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    Text - Hey! Is this Lynn Heyyy! Yeah who is this? Jon lol What are you up to Ughhh just sitting here, what are you up to? That's no fun. I just got home Are you and your bf still together No, f k that prick Lol what'd he do Text Message Pay
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    Text - I'd rather not talk about it Well in that case you should come over this weekend Are you in Marion? Yah Columbus now but I can come to Marion if you want me to Well I'm busy this weekend, I'm kinda thinking about getting few drinks tonight and letting loose, been so stressed. Oh yeah? Where at Idk, any good places close you? Or Delaware? Text Message Pay
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    Text - What about brew worx in Delaware Or I can come to your place and bring drinks with me Wellll How about we do something closer to your place, and if things go well we can head back there? Lol ok. Park street tavern then? That in Columbus? Ya It's like an hour from Marion, and I'm gonna take like an hour to get ready so meet me there at like 815ish? Text Message Pay
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    Text - Ok don't take to long tho cuz I'm excited to see you Just wait til you do So 800 815? I'm getting ready now, need to jump in the shower That works Shower huh? Any chance I can get a pic Text Message
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    Text - Have to shave and get all smooth Lol now can I see a pic of you Ughh I don't have the rest of my face on you can wait lol I'm sure you look fine lol Text Message Pay
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    Text - Have to shave and get all smooth Lol now can I see a pic of you Ughh I don't have the rest of my face on you can wait lol I'm sure you look fine lol Stopping by my friends real quick to grab something then rushing down 'll see you in like hour hour 10 tops Ok cant wait Today 8:18 PM You here yet Text Message
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    Facial hair - Ok cant wait Today 8:18 PM You here yet No Jon I'm poopin' a Text Message
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    Face - Look how smooth part of my leg is though Wtf Is this her bf ??? Text Message
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    Nose - Nah I ain't got a girl I think Lynn gave you the wrong number. Will you tell me I did la good job on my leg I spent like 10 minutes setting up that joke Why the fck didn't you tell me from the beginning this is the wrong number What kinda fu ked shaves there leg just for a joke Fu ker Text Message
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    Face - wrong number What kinda fu ked shaves there leg just for a joke Fu ker I could've talked you into driving an hour to get blown off, but I'm not that mean Text Message
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    Leg - blown off, but I'm not that mean WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL PEOPLE JON?! Dude your f ked up you clearly have way to much time on your hands Text Message
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    Facial hair - And you're Idon't Text Message
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    Photography - Who is this JUST A GUY WITH ONE SHAVED LEG YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT! F k off dude have fun walking around looking like a dumba s Text Message
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    Text - Tell me it looks nice and I'll give you some information About Lynn What about Lynn Tell me my leg looks nice and I'll tell you why you're texting me I don't really care at this point your fu king weird Text Message
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    Text - I don't really care at this point your fu ting weird Oh come on be a good sport Stop texting me You texted me first asking for shower pictures stranger danger Jon, I could've been a 5 year old Ethiopian child. And vou could've told me this Text Message
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    Face - old Ethiopian chilla. And you could've told me this wasn't lynn instead of pretending to be her and shaving your fuing leg like an idiot And you could not be creepy and ask me for shower pics I feel violated. Text Message
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    Hair - And you could not be creepy and ask me for shower pics I feel violated. Fu k off Choo choo mf, thanks for riding the Troll Train, watch your step on the way out Text Message
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